Nick Pope & His Granite Arse
Henlo frens! Pan The Pundits makes it’s literally unawaited return because I’m very lazy. This week it’s back with Gary, Al and Wrighty as I…
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Troy Deeney Ran!
Another week and another Pan The Pundits and we opened this week with North London Red getting an absolute booting by Man City on Thursday…
Frank Lampard: Human Volvo
With the FA Cup back last weekend, I decided that I was only contractually obligated to cover league MotDs. Sadly, this weekend karma dictated that…
“Arsenal and Tottenham, you are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear.”
What’s all this then? Well, it’s Pan The Pundits and I would attempt to explain my absence but I can’t be arsed so let’s get…
“No Antonio, The Pope Isn’t A Target Man”
It’s the difficult one after the big anniversary party and, spoiler, the Premier League was a bit dull this week. Still, we joined Gary, Alan…
Let’s Give Rafa a Hug on the Pan The Pundits Anniversary
Another Monday and another Pan The Pundits. However, this time it’s a bit of a special one. No, Jose hasn’t contributed to this as I…
Raheem Sterling’s Bountiful Loins
First of all, thanks for spending your Christmas Eve reading this week’s Pan The Pundits. Secondly, that’s the last time I mention Christmas in this…
The B(ang out of form) Striker Sweepstake
Gary’s back and he’s brought the personality this week with Jermaine Jenas and Phil Neville. Actually, scrap that. Phil Neville tweeted yesterday that “Merseyside is…
See-Saw Stretchers
Another weekend and another sighting of Gary Lineker. He jokes that Yer Da and Wrighty have been researching Panamanian players. Ha! They don’t do research….
Vive Le Wevolution!
I tell you what, the BBC are really getting their money’s worth with Gary this season. His 100% attendance so far is impressive and Yer…