Ronaldo surprised no one by winning footballer of the year for the fifth time. Meanwhile, Jurgen Klopp showed off his new teeth before sinking them into everyone who thought that was a penalty in the Merseyside Derby. Down the M62 Noel Gallagher was giving Michael Owen a run for his money in pundit of the year for the Manchester Derby. Elsewhere, Wenger has a headache and seemingly unhappy with his side income from potato crisps, Gary Lineker auditions for a part in BBC remake.
On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune “National Hero” is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.