OTLS: Klopp gets Van Dijk, Jose gets the blame, and football gets political
Jose Mourinho looks set to appear on a new TV game show, but will he still struggle to get points? Liverpool have just bought the world’s most expensive defender, and…
Jose Mourinho looks set to appear on a new TV game show, but will he still struggle to get points? Liverpool have just bought the world’s most expensive defender, and…
Christmas is over and so begins the most depressing month of the year. And as the world’s two biggest pricks hold tape measures between their legs comparing the size of…
Everyone loves a celebrity football fan, you know the ones who go to the odd game and sit with the club legends at the top of the stands. We live…
The most ironic joke in the early days of January is to suggest that something or someone is ‘so last year!’ Although discarded diaries (do people still buy these as…
Yet another midweek team for you, as the Premier League fixture computer went into overdrive our thirst for things to point and laugh at shows no sign of abating. With…
There is hope again After a very disappointing home draw against Brighton on New Year’s weekend, things were starting to look very bleak for the Toon Army. You’ve got to…
It may be 2018 but boy did 2017 end in controversial style in the Premier League. It wasn’t a happy new year for one manager who saw his side go…
You’re right of course, Alan. It isn’t fair. It isn’t fair at all. Those poor West Bromwich Albion fans who endured years of being moderately successful for their size under…
It’s been seven years, 212 days and 37 minutes since Shane Long last found the net. Generations have passed Harry Kane has scored 21 hat-tricks since. Countless students have ‘found…
Here’s a thought to get us going today. Is Jesse Lingard better than Marcus Rashford? Or is this about as good as it’s ever going to get for Jesse and…