It’s Peter Crouch’s world and we’re all just living in it
With far too many overrated Premier League players kicking about these days, it’s always nice to have a few hugely underrated lads to balance the whole thing out. The name…
The Premier League ballers who sadly never made it
They come along once in a blue moon. They are the mad ballerz who never say never, the five-star skillers who dazzle us all with their fancy footwork. I am…
Finally a bit of emotion in the so-called ‘Beautiful Game’
THE MAGIC OF THE CUP! What a feeling rushing through my bones when Northern Ireland legend William of Grigg sent that bobbling ball past the outstretched arms of the onrushing…
#TALK: “WAIT, WHY WERE YOU AT HAMPDEN?!”
It’s deadline day so obviously the boys are talking transfers and the deadline…two days before it actually happens. Still, they talk Chelsea, the comical dealings of North London Red and…
How long for Shane Long?
It’s been seven years, 212 days and 37 minutes since Shane Long last found the net. Generations have passed Harry Kane has scored 21 hat-tricks since. Countless students have ‘found…
The Curious Case of Olivier Giroud
Just how many ridiculously good goals is it gonna take for this beautiful man to be taken seriously? The big French forward was up to his usual antics again last…
The tale of the ‘one-man country’
We’ve all heard of a one-man club (not to be confused with one-club man). You know, those players who have simply had enough of how bad their teammates are so…
Modern day footballers and their social media accounts…when will it end?
Whether it’s ‘Ya Gooners Ya’ or ‘Tough one to take, we go again next week’, these post-match tweets and Instagram posts HAVE to stop. Well, the former isn’t so bad…
The Manchester City defender debacle
Can we just take a step back and realise just exactly how much money Manchester City have spent on defenders over the years? I mean, they’ve spent a ridiculous amount…
Kyle Walker for £50m? Football is dead.
As a good friend of mine recently put it; “Is this real money?” He was of course referring to the staggering amounts that Premier League clubs are spending this summer,…