There are lots of numbers flying around as Sanchez is poised to leave Arsenal. But what shirt will he be wearing in the next few weeks? And more importantly, apparently, what number will he have on the back of it? We also find out where footballers go on holiday, and, as he takes on the mantle as Wales manager, we wonder if Ryan Giggs’ past will come back to haunt him. Not that one. The other one. But we might make a joke about that. Again. But hey, at least there’s no Wayne Rooney gags this time. At least I don’t think there are. Don’t worry. We’ll do one next time.
On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme tune “National Hero” is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music and sounds courtesy of Abrupt Audio and freesfx.co.uk