Phil Neville: fly on the wall
Phil Neville knows what he is talking about. This is not up for discussion because that isn’t how Phil operates. It isn’t a matter of opinion, right, it’s a fact!…
P Crouch, not out 99
When Juan Mata turned in Erik Pieters’ cross on Saturday it denied the twenty seven and a half thousand people in the Bet365 stadium a momentous occasion. Sure, they got…
Team of the Weekend – a weekly tribute to Garth Crooks
Goalkeeper – Mannone, Sunderland Some poor bloke has to do it. I mean think about it, you wake up Saturday morning and you’re the Sunderland keeper. The dark knowledge that…
Hagon Hammers: Referee!
Unfortunately, all of my three teams lost yesterday. Gutted. This meant I was in a particularly foul mood which was only exacerbated by the omni-shambolic performances of the officials at…
Today’s Tales: Record breaker Rooney forgets to do the Robot
The stage was set in Stoke. People were turning up purely to see the record broken. How would he celebrate? Would he even get a game considering how infrequently he…
Pan the Pundits: Match of the Day
After a week off it was the return of crisp man Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer with Ruud Gullit. We were send off to Anfield first where the best the…
Ross Reviews: The “Top” Six
Let us take a little look at the current top six. CHELSEA Just when you thought Conte had it sussed, Jorge Mendes whispers in Costa’s ear that some crazy guy…
To Hull and Back!
After the bore fest of Sunday’s FA cup games, I was looking forward to last night’s EFL cup semi final between Manchester United and Hull City. It’s safe to say…
Today’s Tales: Did John Terry just retire himself?
Cards on the table. I am as bad at football predictions as Paul Merson. We know this, this isn’t new news. When Everton led against Leicester I saw my FA…
FA Cup: Reading Rubbished by Rooney and Hammered Hammers
The FA Cup kicked off this weekend. Unfortunately I didn’t see the first game from having a terrible night’s sleep the night before and a full day of work in…