West Ham’s PR department put in more of a shift than Andy Carroll
In this week’s Kiri Klaims, the excellent Kiri Bloore calls out West Ham’s PR department for going into overdrive. It’s not so much blowing bubbles for the Hammers nowadays, more…
P-Ross P-Reviews the P-Remier League with some help from his wife
Welcome to a very special P-Ross. Not only will you get more of my drivel, but the sane one in my marriage gets to include her thoughts (or lack of…
Fantasy Football Unplanned
Hello! Congratulations, you’ve seen off another International break. The Premier League returns this week, and with it comes the continuous headache that is FPL selection. Oh how I’ve missed you.…
The Premier League: it’s just like watching Brazil
It’s an incredible achievement by Brazil isn’t it? No, not beating Paraguay; Gary Lineker practically did that on his own (though Peter the Beardless helped, obviously) 31 years ago. Can…
Woodgate appointed at Middlesbrough with a view to actually spending some time on the training pitch for once
Professional hospital patient, and occasional footballer, Jonathan Woodgate has recently been made first team coach at my beloved Middlesbrough FC. Before you start coming out with the classic ‘he’ll still…
The Journeyman XI
Journeyman: A worker or sports player who is reliable but not outstanding Our team is coming along nicely, with Hermann Hreidarsson keeping things tight at the back, Nigel Quashie keeps…
Passionfruit
While driving into work on Monday, I normally listen to BBC 606 podcast from the day before. Usually, it’s the lovely Kelly Cates and Ian Wright. This weekend, for no…
Is Sanchez trying to do an Ashley Cole?
It appears that Alexis Sanchez is attempting to ‘do an Ashley Cole’ and switch the red of Arsenal for the blue of Chelsea this summer. It’s probably football’s worst kept…
International break leaves groups of men confused
Lost, lonely, left with no-one to talk to? Then you’ve reached the international break, a time of year that many men around the country dread as a blackening void enters…
I’m alright Jack
I like to think that I am a patriotic person. I truly love England and want my country to do well in all sports, especially when playing overseas, with all…