Arsenal go big on Lemar and then realise they might have to spend £92m, Liverpool find new way to give Southampton money and Conte not against all things Costa
Oh, my word. Where do we actually start with all that then? Firstly, my transfer window shut at about 2130 last night so as far as I am concerned anything…
Referees rule but let’s keep it a secret
Some people think that football referees are helpless and just doing their jobs. Others think that football referees are hapless and only doing their jobs because they would be hopeless…
South Liver-Hampton-Pool
(A man speaks as the camera pans across a non-descript training pitch) “It just seemed natural. Like we hd been half red already and the natural next step in our…
Fi-fo-fo-fum Chelsea smell the blood of some Englishmen and has anyone ever seen an actual transfer request?
Arsene Wenger thinks Theo Walcott will stay. Arsene Wenger thinks Alexis Sanchez will stay. Arsene Wenger thinks Shkodran Mustafi will stay. Arsene Wenger thinks everyone will stay. Apart from Kieran…
Talk from the Top Flight Episode Two: You don’t get a medal for beating West Ham and Stoke
Host Eion Smith (@LongBallFoot) hasn’t been fired and he’s joined this time by Tales’ resident fantasy footballer and resident Newcastle fan Dave Black (@cm9798). Listen as Dave says something that,…
The League of Unextraordinary Gentlemen, Update 1: Stabbings, Plane Banners and Jesus
Welcome all, to the first update from The League of Unextraordinary Gentleman. What a turbulent couple of weeks it is. Wayne Rooney has reached 200 Premier League goals AND retired…
Wally of the Week: A flying Uruguayan, the ‘world’s most prolific spoiler’ or a frail, old man?
Last weekend’s Premier League action certainly sparked some debate amongst the football community and some of it sparked outrage on a certain YouTube channel. Garth Crooks, the insightful pundit we…
Chelsea searching high and low for some English players but forget to check at Cobham and imagine how Raheem Sterling feels this morning
I mean, seriously. How are us poor writers expected to keep up with the amount of pure crap that gets thrown out as transfer news at this time of year?…
Match of the Days: What’s on this Week?
As the Premier League packs a bag for a two-week breather, I’m left to pick up the pieces by finding something to keep you entertained for the next 7 days.…
The Magnificent 7: Rooney is actually a genius, Big Sam is by the phone and Arsene has got himself a weekly slot
Once again the Premier League just starts hitting its funky beat and it gets taken away by the curse that is international football. You have to feel for the club…