Tarutr Tips the Premier League
Manchester United – Bournemouth Well, this is quite the doozy. A team unbeaten since December, who just won a trophy, against a team without a…
Raheem Sterling
Today’s Tales
Have I missed something? We live in a world where Leicester can sack the manager that led them to win the actual Premier League last…
Hagon Hammers: Everyone but Chelsea…
I was delighted to wake up today, as I have been every day since Trump’s inauguration. Not in the blissful expectation of yet another heinous…
Fantasy Football Unplanned
Not even mystic Meg could have predicted the slim pickings Game Week we have just endured, where the average score was a measly 35. I…
Today’s Tales: FA miss open goal with Jose
We start this morning with the good news that Ryan Mason, albeit with a fractured skull, was chatting away in hospital yesterday. Mason has no…
Hagon Hammers: Referee!
Unfortunately, all of my three teams lost yesterday. Gutted. This meant I was in a particularly foul mood which was only exacerbated by the omni-shambolic…
And then Xhaka happened…
Saturday was a good day for Arsenal. Liverpool were downed by a Swansea team who worked out that sticking the ball on Llorente’s forehead was…
Pep gets peppered in Everton parade
The first match up on Sky Sports’ Merseyside vs Manchester card saw a reunion of ex-Barcelona pals Ronald Koeman and Pep Guardiola as their Everton…
Today’s Tales: Millionaire Footballer in Poundland Scandal!
So Hull have gone more left field than Robert Snodgrass hugging the touchline at the KCOM Stadium. Yes, the name they pulled out of the…
Today’s Tales: Just like 1999? No, you were playing Middlesboro
So Manchester United were a matter of minutes plus a Michael Carrick ice-cream away from a terrible end to 2016. But on the birthday of…