Curbing Your Enthusiasm: More of your letters answered!
A former Premier League manager approached us here at Tales and asked that we publish his diaries, so he could show the public what life is like out of the…
Derby Day Looms: What can we expect from the biggest game of the season?
Derby day in Manchester is upon us once more, and while the red half of the city hasn’t had much to celebrate over the past few years (see: the 6-1…
Pep vs Pogba and Sunderland in the toilet
As we get ready for the world’s earliest title decider, we ask the big questions: Like does Pep Guardiola write all his Tripadvisor reviews in Capital letters? Is Paul Pogba…
The Middle-Eastern Messi
Rumour has it that in a faraway land called the United Arab Emirates, there is man they call ‘The Middle-Eastern Messi’. A player so fast he puts Carlton Cole to…
Football: The Beautiful Pain
Heartbreakers There are many, many instances as a follower of football in which you can feel like your heart has been torn clean from your chest and ripped to shreds…
In Their Defence
Many of you will remember the Scottish footballer, Alan David Hansen. He played for Partick Thistle, of course, and became known for his robust views on defending. Every Saturday evening…
The Hyperbole Derby: United vs City
Is there a more over-hyped football match than the Manchester Derby? More often than not the big games carefully selected by Sky to exist under the pressure-heavy title of “Super…
One Game At A Time #24: Arsenal’s ‘Title Hopes’ Are Over
The lads are back again discussing that fantastic Arsenal vs Manchester United game and previewing the final round of Champions League action. All that and more!
Wey Eye Man: Toon collapse after taking the lead again and Toffees back on track
Not again! In the 12th minute of our game against Chelsea, Newcastle managed to poach a goal after a Chelsea defensive catastrophe. Just like against Man Utd a few weeks…
Wally of the Week: a German, a Colombian and a Geordie
It was a bumper week of Premier League action and expect that to be a running theme over the festive period as the fixtures, like snow in Scotland, come thick…