Today’s Tales: Shock news that it rains in Manchester
Hang on, don’t go dishing out that number seven jersey just yet. Sure, United need someone to truly honour the shirt that Best, Robson, Beckham, Ronaldo and, er, Memphis have…
P-Ross P-Reviews (with a little help from his friends)
This week is different. No, I’m not going to be nice all friendly. I’ve invited a good friend of mine, Tales from the Top Flight’s very own David Black to…
Hagon Hammers: Everyone but Chelsea…
I was delighted to wake up today, as I have been every day since Trump’s inauguration. Not in the blissful expectation of yet another heinous policy aimed at destroying decent…
What Tales Thinks: Match of the Day
Cue up the music it’s Match of the Day time. We’re off and running with the B team this week. Seems Gary and the boys didn’t fancy it this week…
“Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, that Spurs number 20, Dele Alli!”
The title for this article is pretty straight forward. However it doesn’t explain how good Spurs were last night against the best team in the country at the moment. So…
The January Frenzy has started!
The January transfer window reminds me of the wholesale period after Christmas when respectable, and even some of the not so respectable, establishments try to get rid of the junk…
Thursday Tales: Unlucky 13 for Chelsea as Alli heads off bid for record
Poch said lots of people would like Spurs to win, and looking across social media he was right. Maybe we need to thank him for keeping this season’s Premier League…
Crazy weekend! David Luiz reminds the EPL how to defend
Goals! Goals everywhere! Well, on Saturday anyway. Watford and Everton showed Manchester City the way forward, the way forward being how to defend like complete schoolboys. Not even schoolboys that…
Three things Zlatan has kicked harder than the ball this season
Oh Zlatan. Not a week goes by without you being Zlatan. When quizzed about his foot connecting with the head of Seamus Coleman, the big Swede looked surprised at the…
Nathan Ake fires Chelsea top of the table!
What exactly has David Luiz done to upset Sergio Aguero? It cannot possibly be that Sideshow Bob puts the little Argentine in his pocket each time they meet because, although…