The FA Cup Tips
Burnley – Lincoln City I know everyone wants the story of an underdog win (not including a Leicester loss, of course), but I don’t see it happening. It’s not because…
Wolves vs Chelsea according to PES
Anyone for another round of a computer game hopelessly simulating a real life match? Of course you are. Why else would you be here? We’re dipping a toe in the…
Why is the modern Premier League goalkeeper so bad?
The vast amount of money poured into the Premier League in recent years has ensured that the quality of football available to the select group of fans in their forties…
Hagon Hammers: Everyone but Chelsea…
I was delighted to wake up today, as I have been every day since Trump’s inauguration. Not in the blissful expectation of yet another heinous policy aimed at destroying decent…
Fantasy Football Unplanned
Fantasy Football is a wonderful thing. I also hate it intensely. Welcome to a weekly feature where I offer my thoughts on the week’s fantasy football picks – a growing…
Big Sam and Little Sam get back together over a pint (not of wine)
So all that talk of not being in the market for a centre back was mere distraction was it José? Clever. Devious in fact. José does not want a centre…
Today’s Tales: Did John Terry just retire himself?
Cards on the table. I am as bad at football predictions as Paul Merson. We know this, this isn’t new news. When Everton led against Leicester I saw my FA…
“Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, that Spurs number 20, Dele Alli!”
The title for this article is pretty straight forward. However it doesn’t explain how good Spurs were last night against the best team in the country at the moment. So…
A genuine Fantasy Football tip, from me to you
What a long couple of weeks eh? No real footie, pretending to care about England (again), big juicy super-moons we can’t see, and Donald Trump, who unfortunately we can see.…
Sigh of relief at Stamford Bridge nearly blows stadium down…
Everyone at Stamford Bridge breathed a huge sigh of relief as Eden Hazard took to social media to announce that he is fit for the weekend. Yes, no longer the…