Football Transfer Frumours
So, Rooney is back at his boyhood club, Everton. Is there more to this move than meets the eye? It’s no secret about Rooney’s love for the mature woman; is…
Why I almost hate modern football
Yeah, agreed, I’m a dinosaur on football today, proud of it, schooled from the sixties when footballers were men. Fortunately there’s still a few left who don’t wear gloves and…
The FA Cup Review
Welcome to another edition of “Has the FA Cup lost it’s magic?” Or as we call it, the FA Cup Review. But as 16 teams battled to remain, who did…
Today’s Tales: Arsenal accused of conning fans. You don’t say?
If you are expecting some kind of wit based around Manchester City taking Bournemouth apart last night, you will be sadly disappointed. As that opening line may have given away,…
Tarutr Tips: Matchday 25
Arsenal – Hull City The #WengerOut debate has reared its ugly head yet again, following Arsenal’s limp defeat against cross-town rivals Chelsea last week. Despite claiming that he was considering…
Hagon Hammers: Everyone but Chelsea…
I was delighted to wake up today, as I have been every day since Trump’s inauguration. Not in the blissful expectation of yet another heinous policy aimed at destroying decent…
The Microphobic Mourinho
José Mourinho knows what he is doing. Why would anyone question this, ever? José studied sports science at the Technical University of Lisbon and was quickly able to apply his…
Today’s Tales: The Day after Deadline Day
We make no secret in Today’s Tales that we are fans of Jurgen Klopp. Not of Liverpool, of Klopp. He, along with Conte, has added a fair bit to the…
Calm down, it was only Wigan!
These United fans are a very happy lot, more happy clappy than generally happy. If you ever go to a game at Old Trafford you will know what I mean,…
Hagon Hammers: Kloppo’s Knights
Just when you think all is good and life is sweeter than a Gary Rhodes dessert menu, some bastard comes along and sticks two big fingers up at you and…