Pan the Pundits
Another Saturday has passed and that means we have plenty of ammunition with which to Pan the Pundits. And in top news for PtP, Martin Keown was in town for…
The Tales Team of the Weekend
GOALKEEPER Artur Boruc – Totally useless last week, this week made Zlatan look human. He almost didn’t make this weekend’s team as he let Rojo score. That’s something that is…
Redknapp and Souness hit new depths, Mings needs to watch where he is running and Harry Kane is a this season wonder
Those early Saturday kick offs are normally rather dull affairs, but Zlatan and Tyrone were on personal missions to ensure that was not the case this weekend. The whole circus…
Zlatan has a plan…
Today Kiri Klaims that the Big Swede is in fact a man with a plan. We can’t believe that, Zlatan? A man with a plan? The man who seems to…
P-Ross P-Reviews
Saturday 4th March Manchester United vs Bournemouth United fans, I hear, are trying to come up with a potion that will keep Zlatan 35 for about 10 years. You must…
Fantasy Football Unplanned
I love the sight of green arrows. A splendid Harry Kane fuelled weekend saw me score 68 points, comfortably above the average of 45, saw me rise to the dizzy…
Zlatan, I’m sorry x
Zlatan. I’d like to say sorry. I’m sorry I called you old. I’m sorry I called your arrogant. I’m sorry I said your impressive goal haul last season was in…
That was the week that was…
What a seven days – it’s been great football-wise. After the Monday Arsenic score bore the Man City Monaco game on Tuesday was a classic. I humbly apologise for previously…
Today’s Tales
What a week in football. We started with #PieGate, we slipped into #ClaudioGate, had Stoke unable to #ShutTheGate live on Sky TV and then, finally, #ZlatanDoesItAgainGate. Why is everything #Gate…
The FA Cup Review
Welcome to another edition of “Has the FA Cup lost it’s magic?” Or as we call it, the FA Cup Review. But as 16 teams battled to remain, who did…