Nathan Ake fires Chelsea top of the table!
What exactly has David Luiz done to upset Sergio Aguero? It cannot possibly be that Sideshow Bob puts the little Argentine in his pocket each time they meet because, although…
Kane shakes hands with IT salesman on Windows 10 extension
Spurs fans have needed something to cheer them up in recent weeks. Therefore there was no better time for Poch to get suited up, adopt the look of a IT…
Life Thru a Lens – Liverpool 2 vs 0 Sunderland
To say that Sunderland were defensive would be an understatement. At one point during the game the referee had to confiscate spade’s from Sunderland players because they were trying to…
Arsenal Prepare for a Bad Christmas with Scrooge
Arsene Wenger is a man renowned for his hatred of a number of things. Jose Mourinho. The international break. A congested fixture list. Over the course of November Arsene has…
José scouting Chelsea U23 development star
You nearly did it Arsene, you nearly did it. November was hours from ending and Arsenal were on the verge of ending it unbeaten in all competitions. But no, out…
Goal bonus? Nah, Nespresso machine please!
Arsene Wenger has spent years trying to work out what motivates Theo Walcott. It turns out all you need to promise him is a Nespresso coffee machine. It turns out…
If Victor Moses is the answer, what was the question?
When the answer is Victor Moses, you have to wonder why so many managers have considered him not to be their cup of tea. People hail Antonio Conte as a…
The Lesser-Spotted Mkhitaryan is finally spotted!
So up until Thursday it seemed that Henrikh Mkhitaryan was a very expensive investment, and one that wouldn’t be worthwhile, along with the £26 Million he cost United, you have to…
Gerrard retirement boosts Liverpool’s title chances…
Liverpool fans the world over breathed a huge sigh of relief when Gerrard announced his retirement from playing yesterday. Whilst it was unlikely that Kloppo was going to be foolish…
Life Thru a Lens – Southampton 0 – 0 Liverpool
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, oh I do like to be beside the sea. I know what you’re going to say, a draw is not a…