The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: The Deed Is Done
In a totally unsurprising turn of events, Manchester City were mathematically crowned the Premier League champions on Sunday. They would have preferred to win it by humiliating their cross-town foes…
Super Subs, the best right foot in the league and a midfield machine. Who is in Team of the Weekend?
Greetings and welcome to Team of the Weekend, the article where we name, fame and shame the best and worst of the Premier League from the latest round of fixtures.…
Was last week’s comeback even worth it, Jose?
What’s that? Manchester City led a game at half-time and went on to win? Are you sure? I thought they had soft mentalities and all that? Surely, you cannot mean…
That was the week that was: That’s my goal
Before proceeding with the rest of the column, please join me in partaking in a minute’s silence for all those who don’t like football. One, two, three.. sixty. Alright then,…
You’ve Got To Hand It To Colin Wanker: Respect Is A Two-Way Street
There’s a scene at the start of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves where Kevin Costner dares a prison guard to cut off his hand, and says in his broad American…
Marinho Muses Humouring Harry
I would like to start this week by congratulating Harry Kane: not for being awarded Tottenham’s 2nd goal against Stoke last weekend, but for his complete lack of grace and…
Sunday lacks a lot of Super and do you think Tottenham might have a go at City?
We are heading into a long run of Premier League football over the next six days or so, just so you are warned. In this run, Manchester City will be…
Number-crunching Kane and a template Man United game
Back again for Gameweek 34 – I’ll be joining the dots with all the Premier League fixtures. Some are more deserving than others. SOUTHAMPTON V CHELSEA Antonio Conte drags his…
Fantasy Football Unplanned: How to make the most of teams playing twice in week 34
Well, it’s finally here. The beginning of the home stretch is heralded by the arrival of our first proper double game week of the season where we find 8 teams…
On The Left Side: Harry’s Goal, Big Sam’s vision and Wenger’s Baby
It seems that the Golden Boot is now the most important piece of silverware still up for grabs and has led to Harry Kane robbing everyone who has Cristian Erikksen…