The Curious Case of Olivier Giroud
Just how many ridiculously good goals is it gonna take for this beautiful man to be taken seriously? The big French forward was up to his usual antics again last…
Say hello to England’s newest footballing powerhouse… Wigan Athletic.
You would be forgiven for thinking that after the international break, football would pick up and all would be right with the world again. Liverpool and Manchester United had other…
The Middle Penalties
October 18, 2025: London, England. Standing in front of of the goal at the Shed End, Petr Cech assumes a familiar position. One hop to the left, a couple to…
Discussing sexy football versus muntering it top bins whilst laughing at Arsenal (again)
Manchester City and Kevin De Bruyne, Marko Suler and Liverpool. Plus an incredible game at Stamford Bridge. The Commentator’s first crass look back at some of the recent highlights that…
Jurgen squeezes every last Klopp
Jurgen Klopp was quick to praise orange-growers for his Liverpool side’s performance against the mighty Slovenian side, Maribor, in the UEFA Champions League. After beating a side that lies second…
Jose Mourinho: Professional Bus Driver | One Game at a Time #17
The lads are back and the Premier League is too. This week we praise City for their predictable win and ponder Palace’s unlikely triumph. Plus Bartlett gets annoyed about Burnley,…
P45 or not to P45, that was the question as the curtain comes down on the latest Shakespearean tragedy
A lot of Shakespeare’s work has the character known for deceit, backstabbing, double-crossing and being a bit of a half-wit killed off in the denouement. Leicester City’s board are clearly fans…
Wally of the Week: Flailing body parts, nose picking and a first victim
The Premier League returned with a host of gaffs after matchday 8 came to a close on Monday night. Wally of the Week contenders this time around all come from…
Talk from the Top Flight Ep9: Phil Jones’ Arse
Eion, Bob and Dean try and find some form of entertainment in the week’s action. Bob insists a United player is the best centre half in the Premier League, Dean…
Manchester City: The Mathematical Champions of the World
Mathematics is a subject that has suffered horribly at the hands of modern technology. It used to be a superpower; a magic trick that made us both envy and admire…