The Manchester City defender debacle
Can we just take a step back and realise just exactly how much money Manchester City have spent on defenders over the years? I mean, they’ve spent a ridiculous amount…
Wally of the Week: Afro mix ups & immaturity across the board
It’s been a week of horror challenges, horror misses and naïve mistakes in the world of football. Look out if you’re sitting in a car outside the Levi Stadium in…
The Magnificent 7: It wasn’t Ronald McDonald, Fellaini has dyed his hair red
If any of you were on Tales yesterday hitting refresh, wondering where your Monday dose of Magnificent 7 was, I apologise. That said, I can’t imagine any of my readers…
Brumour! Brumour! Arsene Wenger sending clear break-up signals to Elneny and Javier is only 29?!
We all know Manchester City want to be the biggest club in the world, and that’s OK. But whilst they’ve been going round spending world record sums of money on…
Promotion Over Preparation: The Fall of the Pre-Season Friendly
I never wanted to be one of those bitter, old football supporters. The type who sit at the bar of the pub nearest the ground, wearing a cup-final scarf they’ve…
Is Right La!
Liverpool pissing off the world What is it with Liverpool?! Now in case you haven’t noticed, I am a Liverpool fan. But even I am starting to dislike the way…
Where Are They Now?: Jose’s Neutered The Predator
We’re back for another one it seems. No matter how hard we try, you just can’t get rid of this. So welcome back to Tales’ lazy look back at somebody…
What is the world coming to if Manchester City can spend over £150m on fullbacks, eh? Eh?
Oh Lordy, Lordy. We live in a world where a club has spent £75m on a pair of fullbacks and plans to chuck another £55m out there and get another…
Tales From Not The Top Flight: Aston Villa – Birmingham’s best retirement home
Aston Villa have been at it again this week in the transfer market and it seem Steve Bruce seems to be shopping exclusively for experience going by his latest signings.…
Match of the Days: What’s on this Week?
It’s been a week where the transfer window is slightly ablaze. It’s not quite a full on furnace just yet but hey, it’s nearly August. So what have we got…