Dropping a Clattenburg
Finally, Mark Clattenburg has got a decision right. It may have taken him 20 years but it was a great success. For those confused and thinking “there is no way…
Wolves vs Chelsea according to PES
Anyone for another round of a computer game hopelessly simulating a real life match? Of course you are. Why else would you be here? We’re dipping a toe in the…
FA Cup The 5th Round Preview
The FA Cup 5th Round draw has thrown up some tantalising clashes on paper, probably even more so if you consider the possible rotation of some Premier League sides. So,…
Hagon Hammers Arsenal, obviously
As I, and many others I suspect, prepared for yet another dismal British performance from Arsenal in the Champions League on Wednesday night, I even went as far as to…
Today’s Tales: Show him on to his right for crying out loud!
Ho hum. Is it just me or are the build ups to FA Cup weekends becoming as dull as international weeks? I mean, even Sutton and Arsenal is struggling to…
Today’s Tales: Shock news that it rains in Manchester
Hang on, don’t go dishing out that number seven jersey just yet. Sure, United need someone to truly honour the shirt that Best, Robson, Beckham, Ronaldo and, er, Memphis have…
What really happens on a mid-season training break in the sun?
So the big question for me this week is; ‘What actually happens on a mid-season training break?’ Warm weather, some time away from the limelight, bonding as a team, or…
Tarutr Tips: The Champions League
Paris Saint-Germain – Barcelona Listen, I’ll level with you – I did get pretty drunk this weekend. A trade-my-mate’s-watch-for-a-falafel kind of drunk. But even I’m pretty sure I didn’t drink…
THE RIBALD ROUND UP
All hail the Ginger Mourinho for trying to stop the Premier League title race becoming boring, and at the same time proving Chelsea are mortal. Sean Dyche has learnt, second…
Leicester title win confirmed as an elaborate hoax
Sightings of the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot and The Abominable Snowman have all been reportedly spotted over the decades, add to that the uncertainty of whether the Moon landings truly…