Who is the nicest footballer on the planet?
Yes, it is a serious question. Who is the nicest footballer on the planet? No, it’s not any of the Tottenham Hotspur players for letting Gianluigi Buffon continue in his…
#TALK – THAT IS OUR SAFE WORD
Another week and another strange edition of #Talk. The boys manage to cram in the alleged political views of Sean Dyche, North London Red Wenger, Mike of the Horn’s goal and……
Wey Eye Man: Anfield Woes for Toon and Worried Managers at Top and Bottom
Toon park the bus again I know we don’t have the best players out there, but surely, we can do something else other than park everyone behind the ball against…
Wally of the Week: A fall from grace, a wounded soldier and ‘anti-football’
Flying elbows, limping referees and walking football. Last weekend in the Premier League had it all and featured some of the most bizarre games of football we’ve seen in a…
Which mop-haired, big elbowed Belgian midfielder could be swapping Manchester for Paris?
They said it could be a watershed moment. It could be a changing of the guard. It could be the moment where all that money spent made a bit of…
Curbing Your Enthusiasm: Can The Manager end Arsene Wenger’s reign at Arsenal?
A former Premier League manager approached us here at Tales and asked that we publish his diaries, so he could show the public what life is like out of the…
The Magnificent 7: How many Arsenal players this week?
Oh, Arsenal fans. If you thought I was a bit mean last week, I suggest you go and read something else right now. Anything. Even the Daily Fail. Actually, no.…
Is Right La! – North London Dread, Sam’s Cunning Plan, Being Made A Cont Of
North London Dread About four years ago Arsenal made an audacious attempt to sign Luis Suarez from Liverpool for an insulting £40,000,001. It prompted an infamous tweet from Liverpool John…
Match of the Days: Champions League second legs and Rivals Weekend
Hello! It’s that time of the week again where we look at what football will be on your tellybox. The Champions League is back which also means Europa League Thursday…
Troy Deeney Ran!
Another week and another Pan The Pundits and we opened this week with North London Red getting an absolute booting by Man City on Thursday night. Yawn. Gary was joined…