Wey Eye Man: Toon Lose Again And Wenger Loses His Cool
Maybe I spoke too soon A couple of weeks ago I half-joked that Newcastle might have been able to fight for a top-eight position in the league. Fast-forward two weeks…
Wally of the Week – An official farce, not a clever penalty and a doomed club
Another weekend of Premier League action has passed, but it didn’t pass without controversy both on and off the pitch. We’ve seen another managerial casualty and therefore another managerial appointment,…
Talk from the Top Flight Ep12: Condom Makelele
Bob returns from his Steely Dan gig to rejoin Eion and Dean for an action-packed show. If by action you mean let’s all laugh at West Ham. Plus, what’s all…
David Moyes: Football Genius
His appointment as Slaven Bilic’s replacement at West Ham United may not have been greeted with the greatest of enthusiasm in East London but there can be NO denying that…
Match of the Days: What’s on this Week?
Real Madrid. Manchester United. Barcelona. Juventus. Bayern Munich. Chelsea. These are just some of the teams who will not feature in your TV guide this week. International bloody football eh?…
The Magnificent 7: Doing it the West Ham Way
The phrase that used to mean something, but actually means nothing at all – “doing it the West Ham Way”. What is the much-fabled way? I am hoping today’s Magnificent…
Is Right La! – Bilic finally gone, Rhino for the Ev, kids in training
So Long Slaven It finally happened then, Slaven Bilic was finally given the heave-ho by the Dildo Brothers. It’s been coming, hasn’t it? Slav has flattered to deceive for long…
S Club Juniors Sing-A-Long
Ahoy hoy! Gary and the Gang for what must be the twelfth album this season. He’s joined by one of the twins (Danny Murphy) and ERMAGHERDJVEFAMKSA! BIG SAM! Hold on,…
My Fantasy Football Failings: If it wasn’t for Cesar, would life be worth living?
Eeesh, I’ve had better weeks at this game. Mind you, so have Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger. Injuries cost me, my inability to resign Sergio Aguero didn’t help either. And…
Team of the Weekend: Liverpool win friends with Salah but Tom’s not Clever
If anybody tells you the Premier League is the best in the world, sit them down and make them watch the 3 PM kick-offs from Saturday. Good grief. The Sunday…